CollapseTheHaters`#MakeupBagGlowUp`  #TSABeautyHack`  #BigBrushEnergy` 

 

### **�� REAL WOMAN PROBLEMS SOLVED**  

**✈️ “AIRPORT SECURITY NIGHTMARE”**  

*“TSA agent eyeballing your $85 brush like it’s a weapon? �� *Collapsed = 3” stealth mode* → slides through scanners smoother than your DM flings!”*  

 

**�� “GYM LOCKER ROOM DISASTER”**  

*“Post-spin class glow-up ruined by bulky brushes? �� *3 full-size heads collapse into clutch space* → contour between squats like a #BossBabe!”*  

 

**�� “FESTIVAL SURVIVAL KIT”**  

*“Porta-potty powder touch-ups with shedding brushes? �� *Locked aluminum ferrules laugh at dust storms* → Coachella-proof glam!”*  

 

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### **✨ UNICORN FEATURES**  

**▫️ **AEROSPACE ALUMINUM RODS**  

→ One-click collapse *so smooth it’s ASMR-worthy*  

→ Zero wobble (*unlike your ex’s excuses*)  

**▫️ **CLOUD-LOFT NYLON HEADS**  

→ 0.005mm bristles *chug less product than your Tesla*  

→ Fluffier than a Pomeranian (#NoShedGuarantee)  

**▫️ **TRIO OF TRUTH**  

→ **JUMBO POWDER:** Bake like a Sephora artist  

→ **ANGLED CONTOUR:** Jaw-snatch in 3 seconds  

→ **DOMED BLUSH:** Diffuse like IG filters IRL  

 

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### **⚡️ WHY GIRLS OBSESS**  

✅ **116.5g = ⅔ iPhone** → Heavy enough for *luxe feels*, light enough for *fanny pack life*  

✅ **3 BRUSHES → 0 BAG DRAMA** (Collapses to **credit card thickness**!)  

✅ **HYGIENE HERO** → Dust caps included (no purse lint cocktails!)  

 

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### **�� SIZE SMACKDOWN**  

| **YOUR BASIC ITEMS** | **VS OUR SET** |  

|----------------------|----------------|  

| **�� iPhone 15 Pro** | Heavier + ZERO multitasking |  

| **�� Wine Mini Bottle** | Same weight → less fun �� |  

| **��️ Designer Lipstick** | Thicker & only 1 use! |  

**→ Collapsed: 3” (fits inside AirPods case!)**  

 

 

### **�� SOCIAL PROOF (FYP GOLD)**  

**TIKTOK VIRAL MOMENT**  

> @GlitchGlam: “Collapsed mid-flight turbulence? Still blended my meltdown! ✈️�� #RONSHADOWsurvivor” [5.2M views]  

 

**INS BRAG ALERT**  

> @MinimalistMuse: “Bye bulky brush roll! My Bottega Jodie finally breathes ���� #SmallBagEnergy” [Pic: Brushes in micro bag]  

 

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### **�� BURNING Qs (SASSY ANSWERS)**  

**Q: Won’t aluminum dent?**  

*A: “Babe, we ran it over with a Tesla. Your purse ain’t shit.”*  

 

**Q: Can it handle cream products?**  

*A: “Nylon wipes cleaner than your post-breakup DMs. ��”*  

 

**Q: Worth upgrading?**  

*A: “Your crusty 5-year-old brush called. It’s retiring.”*  

 

**✨ HOLY GRAIL OR HYPE? TRY RISK-FREE!**  

**“BUY SET → FREE TRAVEL SANITIZER SPRAY ��  

+ 1-YEAR ‘NO SNOOZE BRUSH’ GUARANTEE!”**  

**�� [GET INSTA-GLAM NOW]**  

**�� CODE: COLLAPSE20**  

*⚠️ Warning: 2K+ sold this week. Your makeup bag’s crying.*